Miss Cousin is Always Busy

Chapter 157

Love oftentimes couldn’t be explained.

Like what she told Jun Zishu previously, Yu Fanshu had never harbored romantic feelings for anyone before today. However, when Jun Zishu dazedly muttered the words “I love you,” Yu Fanshu could vividly feel Cupid’s arrow striking her heart once more.

If you’ve never loved anyone before, I want to be your first and last one.

That was the thought that came to Yu Fanshu’s mind after her conversation with Jun Zishu.

“Can I ask you a question, Teacher?”

“Go ahead.”

“Why are you being so nice to me? It’s been like that since we met. Logically, things shouldn’t have turned out like this at all.”

“Do you believe in fate? Or, more specifically, love at first sight. That sums up what I felt when I first saw you. I wanted to get closer to you. I wanted to be nice to you. I wanted to pamper you,” Yu Fanshu confessed her feelings, her expression sincere as she looked at Jun Zishu.

Jun Zishu found this unexpected confession surprising yet unsurprising at the same time. Then, she said, “I’m not as good of a person as you think. In fact, I am a very terrible person.”

“Why would you think that?”

“I think I am very boring.”

“You just don’t know your strong points,” Yu Fanshu said as she pinched Jun Zishu’s face.

“Do you really want to teach me how to love? But I won’t necessarily be able to learn it.”

“It doesn’t matter,” Yu Fanshu said, shaking her head. She’d rather the person before her never learning how to love than have this person learn about love and leave to love someone else. If that happened, she would probably regret ever teaching Jun Zishu how to love.

“Should we continue practicing?”

“Let’s take it slowly.”

“Okay.”

…

Jun Zishu’s previous action of deleting her past Weibo posts and unfollowing most of the Weibo users she previously followed quickly attracted netizens’ attention. Many people had begun to speculate the cause for this sudden development.

Sitting in Yu Fanshu’s living room, Jun Zishu decided to make an update post.

Jun Ling: A fresh start. Please take care of me from today onwards, @Brilliance Entertainment.

“Topics about us keep getting on trending recently. It seems everyone still has their attention focused on us.”

“It will settle down in the future.”

“I really feel like I’m being kept as a mistress right now, Teacher.”

“Call me Fanshu.”

“Okay, Fanshu.”

“Mhm.”

“Fanshu, Fanshu, Fanshu.”

“Hm?”

“Nothing. I just wanted to try saying it.”

Jun Zishu smiled happily, even looking a little silly.

“Hungry? I’ll go have the maids cook something.”

“Okay. Does your house have any guest rooms? Where will Chenzi and I sleep?”

“There is one guest room downstairs; Chenzi can sleep there.”

“What about me?”

“You’ll sleep with me,” Yu Fanshu said as if it were a matter of course, her hand ruffling Jun Zishu’s hair.

“Okay.”

“Aren’t you worried I’ll take advantage of you?”

“Who will take advantage of who remains to be seen,” Jun Zishu said as she worked her wrists and blew at her bangs.

Little Fairy’s face wrinkled after inexplicably getting fed a bunch of dog food. Then, after inwardly lamenting how useless an assistant she was, she quietly left to play video games.

With Lord here, her host would have no use for her.

…

When Chenzi learned that they would be staying for the night, she wasn’t surprised at all. As the person staying closest to Jun Zishu, Chenzi felt that she could start boarding the Twins ship for real now.

Although Chenzi didn’t know how Jun Zishu and Yu Fanshu interacted during the dating show, the situation surrounding the two off-camera was enviously sweet. On one side, there was the Film Empress super-eager to spoil her Big Sis Jun. On the other side, there was her Big Sis Jun behaving obediently around the Film Empress. The two were practically a match made in heaven.

Then, when Chenzi learned that Jun Zishu would be sleeping in the same room as Yu Fanshu, all sorts of 18+ fantasies surfaced in her mind.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

…

When Jun Zishu was about to enter the bath, she suddenly recalled that she didn’t bring any spare clothes with her.

“Fanshu, Fanshu, I didn’t bring any clothes to change into.”

“We have roughly similar figures, so you can use my old clothes if you don’t mind wearing them.”

“I don’t mind, I don’t mind.”

After saying so, Jun Zishu disappeared into the bathroom. Then, fifteen minutes later, she walked out of the bathroom while drying her body with a towel.

“It feels much better with air conditioning.”

Jun Zishu smiled and shuddered a little when she felt the cold hair hitting her moist bare skin.

“Must you put so much trust into me?” Yu Fanshu asked in exasperation as she covered her face with her hands. She couldn’t help but worry about how unsuspecting Jun Zishu was. She had just told Jun Zishu that she would teach her how to love during the day, yet Jun Zishu already dared to strut in front of her naked. Wouldn’t things get even worse at this rate?

“Of course. It doesn’t matter, anyway. I trust Fanshu.”

Yu Fanshu silently got off the bed. Then, thinking that she couldn’t betray Jun Zishu’s trust, she took a deep breath and walked to the bathroom.

When Yu Fanshu returned, Jun Zishu was looking at her phone with great interest.

“Come here quickly, Fanshu. Your brother just got turned into a scapegoat. Not many people believe it, though.”

The Weibo post Jun Zishu made during the day had quickly attracted the speculation of showbiz bloggers.

…

Showbiz Gossip: This situation is obvious. Jun Ling has jumped ship to Brilliance Entertainment.

Honestly, I’ve constantly wondered whether Jun Ling has anyone backing her before this. I’m sure she didn’t have any a few months ago, but I can’t say the same now.

Jun Ling’s previous company was East Sun. She has debuted for only two years, so she has definitely breached her contract if she’s signing with Brilliance now. So, Brilliance must’ve paid the default penalty for her to recruit her.

Let us analyze Jun Ling’s current fame. Because of Yu Fanshu, Jun Ling’s reputation has started to turn for the better. Of course, it is still undeniable that her acting skills are terrible. So, is there any value in recruiting her? Of course there is.

However, her value shouldn’t be enough for Brilliance to poach her. There must be a reason why Brilliance is doing such a thing.

A reliable source tells me that Jun Ling has entered Brilliance’s president’s office. Ermmmmmmmmmmmm…

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O: …OP, just say that you suspect Jun Ling of abusing unspoken rules. However, I don’t think that’s possible. I might believe it if it were anyone else, but it is simply impossible for Brilliance’s president. Unless he fried his brain in the microwave, there is no way he would fall for Jun Ling’s approach.

Loli Voice: Pfft. This is the most unreliable analysis I’ve read. So long as you are a veteran fan of Fanshu, you’d know that her backer is Brilliance, and Brilliance’s president is her elder brother. Big Brother President is also quite a handsome man. You can search it online if you don’t believe me. Big Brother President is known for spoiling his little sister rotten. Even if he is going to abuse hidden rules with anyone, it definitely wouldn’t be someone who looks like his little sister.

163163: @Loli Voice, you can’t say that for certain…

Qiye is the Coolest: @163163, get lost. This isn’t something to joke about.

…

“What nonsense are these people saying? But I think this one makes a lot of sense,” Yu Fanshu said as she pointed at one particular comment displayed on the screen.

Crying When I’m Sad: Why isn’t anybody suspecting that Jun Ling’s backer is actually the Film Empress? Think about it. The Dominant Film Empress and Her Delicate Eye-Candy Wife. Wouldn’t that make a good name for a novel? Just imagine the Film Empress hooking the little vixen’s chin and saying: “Heh, come to my company, woman. I’ll make sure you become famous.” Isn’t such a conjecture much more reliable than the Big Brother President route?

Dog Food Sure Is Tasty: Hahahaha! @Crying When I’m Sad, you must be trying to kill me with laughter. That’s the most excessive character break I’ve ever seen. Our Goddess Fanshu wouldn’t do such a thing.

However, the truth was that Goddess Fanshu had done exactly that.

“I think the number of our ship’s fans is going to increase,” Jun Zishu said as she stroked her chin. She was grateful that this era was tolerant toward homosexual relationships.

“Isn’t that great?”

Yu Fanshu was more than delighted to see people supporting the Twins ship. She felt that attending this variety show was the best decision she had ever made.

The two leisurely laid on the bed as the air conditioner puffed cold air into the room. Jun Zishu wore only a big T-shirt and nothing else, her bare legs raised high into the air as she laid on her belly.

“Cover yourself with the quilt. Don’t get greedy for cold,” Yu Fanshu said as she looked at Jun Zishu’s bare legs. Then, she draped the quilt over those legs, shielding them from her eyes.

“No~ It’s hot.”

Jun Zishu pushed the quilt away and continued playing with her phone, her legs swaying back and forth in the air.

Feeling helpless, Yu Fanshu had no choice but to comply. Then, she leaned against Jun Zishu’s body and watched what Jun Zishu was watching.

“Your hair is tickling me, Teacher.”

“You’re calling me teacher again?”

“Fanshu, Fanshu.”

Yu Fanshu looked at the side of Jun Zishu’s face and watched as Jun Zishu’s eyelashes fluttered. Then, she lifted Jun Zishu’s hair and caressed Jun Zishu’s face as she said, “I can’t help but feel that this situation is unreal.”

Jun Zisu let go of her phone and partially leaned on Yu Fanshu’s body. Then, she looked upward and stared at Yu Fanshu’s face.

“Teacher… Fanshu, you are especially kind, and I really like being with you. I want you to teach me how to fall in love,” Jun Zishu said as she rubbed her chin against the soft wonders, her hot breath stimulating Yu Fanshu.

“Why, you provocative little…”

Yu Fanshu pinched Jun Zishu’s cheeks in an attempt to dismiss the sense of unreality out of her mind.

Jun Zishu obediently let Yu Fanshu have her way with her cheeks. Then, after a moment, she rolled over into Yu Fanshu’s embrace and used Yu Fanshu’s breasts as her pillows as she continued playing with her phone.

At this time, the dating show’s official account posted a promotional poster, causing an uproar among netizens.

The reaction to Jun Zishu and Yu Fanshus’ Twins ship was relatively alright. Although Jun Zishu’s reputation previously had been less than ideal, Jun Zishu and Yu Fanshu didn’t come into any conflicts after meeting each other. So, after several days of discussion, many people had come to accept the Twins ship already. However, it was a different story for Lemon and Jiu Xi. Their respective fans had already been at war with each other even before this dating show. So, the conflict between their fans was incredibly intense right now.

Lemon’s Delicate Wife: My heart aches. These two scummy men were clearly at loggerheads with each other before, yet they are now attending a dating show as a couple. My heart weeps with White Dear fans. Even though we were enemies before, we must weep as sisters now.

Doomed to be Single: Uuuuu… Whether it is Twins, Sweetheart, or Mutual Confrontation, I think every ship is sweet. After being single for so long, I’m starting to think that all sexual orientations are wonderful.

Only Love Fanshu: Image saved! I suddenly think that the Twins ship will have a successful voyage! I was only supporting it because it was Fanshu’s decision, but I am supporting it for real now!

On the promotional poster, Jun Zishu and Yu Fanshu held hands and looked at each other. Even though it was only a static photo, many people could feel as if there was a string connecting them.

Twins Flag Bearer: @Only Love Fanshu, welcome to our Twins religion!

After the show’s official account published the photos, it also published the interview video.

Clicking into the video, Jun Zishu found that her interview was used as the opening. Immediately, the interviewer’s voice came out of the phone.

What kind of mood were you in when you first learned of the Twins ship?”

“I felt exceptionally surprised. I also felt as if I had somewhat tarnished Miss Yu’s reputation again. I thought that it would be aggravating for Miss Yu if she were to date me.”

Hearing this, Yu Fanshu stroked Jun Zishu’s soft hair and pinched her face.

“It’s not aggravating at all.”